I cried because I realized snakes are just tails with faces. That high.
mind=blown
smoked a bunch of weed with 4 friends. went to drive thru but didnt feel like figurin out how to split the bill between us, so we just went through the drive thru 5 times.on the third time, the cashier asked us how high we were......that high
lol
i just spent 40 dollars at wendys

Last night i was watching Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory when Veruca Salt falls down the garbage shute, and Wonka says "Must of been a bad egg". That got me thinking 'Why do we call people eggs'. So i googled 'bad egg' and it came up with all these ways of testing your eggs to see if they've gone rotten. Extremely intrigued, i go to the kitchen and get out a dozen eggs. The way to tell if an egg is bad is to see if it floats. For some reason i put each egg in its own bowl of water, and saw if they floated. Eventually i got bored and moved on. I got up this morning and my brother had already left for work. I go to the kitchen to find 12 egg floating in bemusing places around the kitchen, accompanied by a piece of paper with a large question mark on it my brother had left me. That High.
wut