QUOTE(Tommy T Bone @ Jan 21 2010, 07:32 PM) 
some serious bigmac
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some serious bigmac
Redscum, where did you get those awesome pictures?
What was the significance of the military spending one? How little we have to cut to give every American a good amount of money?
i made one 
Made it myself, hence the shit caption and design. But who cares, any excuse for great boobs.
lmfao
classic lol
QUOTE(scipios @ Jan 23 2010, 08:45 AM)
i made one
I like it, you should remake it so the text works and then use bitch instead of biotch or w/e you used, makes you sound 12.
OK I have a request for something that I can barely remember because I was too stoned when I read it. It was one of the facebook wall comments and some guy I think was talking about god. And how scientists can't explain how molecules and stuff can carry out consciousness thought. I don't know. But I was high. And I thought that it was the most genius thing I've ever read.
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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart. (they were ON SALE) for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had? An elephant.)
Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me
Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me
LOL
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.MAN: "What are you doing here today?"
WOMAN: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
MAN: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
MAN: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
WOMAN: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
WOMAN: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
MAN: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
MAN: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
WOMAN: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
QUOTE(draken lore @ Jan 23 2010, 06:58 PM)
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.MAN: "What are you doing here today?"
WOMAN: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
MAN: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
MAN: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
WOMAN: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
Gotta admit, that was a pretty shitty joke.
QUOTE(draken lore @ Jan 23 2010, 11:58 PM)
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.MAN: "What are you doing here today?"
WOMAN: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
MAN: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
MAN: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
WOMAN: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
Semi lol.
QUOTE(draken lore @ Jan 23 2010, 03:58 PM)
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.MAN: "What are you doing here today?"
WOMAN: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
MAN: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
MAN: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
WOMAN: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
I don't get it?
QUOTE(The Network @ Jan 23 2010, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(draken lore @ Jan 23 2010, 03:58 PM)
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.MAN: "What are you doing here today?"
WOMAN: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
MAN: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
MAN: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
WOMAN: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh.
I don't get it?
she had cum in her mouth
^^cutest thing ever lol
the mvp is pretty funny
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mvp was awesome
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good also
QUOTE(Tiger @ Jan 23 2010, 09:12 PM)
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good also
Havent checked this topic in ages, good stuff posted lately.
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
BAHH IN
QUOTE(Oscar @ Jan 23 2010, 10:05 PM)
that picture of that bear gets me everytime lol.
QUOTE(Krabbetje @ Jan 24 2010, 02:34 AM)
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
nice pics
Remember getting the black and white gameboy with the backlight as a gift, few months later the color came out freaking gameboy
They always updated the game cartridges so each time you had to buy the newest gameboy too...
I stopped buying their shit after getting Gameboy Color.
lol gameboy sp was the shit when it came out
QUOTE(Nelo_Anglo @ Jan 23 2010, 11:38 PM)
QUOTE
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart. (they were ON SALE) for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had? An elephant.)
Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me
Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me
LOL
Hahaha fucking awesome.
QUOTE(Krabbetje @ Jan 24 2010, 01:15 AM)
i had a gameboy advance, after my colour was stolen with my completed red pokemon, fuuuu
Haha i love the waving bear.
ya that bear one is awesome
my name is travis, i am the moonstar
10k post
QUOTE(K* @ Jan 24 2010, 08:53 AM)
QUOTE(Nelo_Anglo @ Jan 23 2010, 11:38 PM)
QUOTE
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart. (they were ON SALE) for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had? An elephant.)
Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me
Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me
LOL
Hahaha fucking awesome.
Fucking rofl
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9429/ohgodt.jpg
Just saw this thread, OH DEAR LORD WTF
Edit: still alive atm: http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/191265988
Just saw this thread, OH DEAR LORD WTF
Edit: still alive atm: http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/191265988
wtf
oh my
I don't get it? :X
Someone probably saw the picture and drew it in a cartoon later on?
Someone probably saw the picture and drew it in a cartoon later on?
404'd and first link isnt working. I guess its the incest thing?
QUOTE(damexican99 @ Jan 24 2010, 03:31 AM)
lol gameboy sp was the shit when it came out
Yeah I fucking loved my SP. I wish I still had it lol.
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