Full Version: Favourite Demotivational Poster
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don't bitch if you've seen them already
Pssh my post was better.
...Ok it wasn't.
...Ok it wasn't.
Busted
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Put the girl between yourself and the gay guy..... VOILA!!
still funny.
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Lol'd so hard when that was on
Lmfao thanks putinuxpts
Nostalgia, motherfuckers.
my cat got in my rucksack earlier and the fuckers still in there
>be 16
>be in the track team for my school
>be first division for the 200 meters
>it's the latter half of the day
>I spend most of the day in my tack suit chatting with people and watching events
>watching the girls do long jump
>getting aroused by the tight shorts and brushing sand off their ass
>start to get a boner
>It's ok, I can hide it in my track pants
>"ANON, 200 meters is up next! get your ass over to the track now!"
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>take track pants off and start walking over so my boner isn't too obvious
>"GET OVER THERE NOW"
>have to start jogging there, dick starting to stick out, gets a bit bigger from bouncing up and down
>the girls start watching
>hot girls line the side of the track as we get on the blocks
>can't make my boner go away
>race starts and I shoot upright, my boner now pitching a giant tent in my tight running shorts
>girls looking, one covers her mouth in shock
>trying to ignore them as I sprint round the first bend
>my dick is slapping on my thighs as I sprint, making is even harder and more visible to everyone as it bounces up and down
>It starts slapping from one thigh to the other as I get half way around the bend
>Trying to ignore it sprint even faster
>dick starts going in a full 360 circular motion
>Dick at this point officially hits the FUCK THIS SHIT moment
>penis hits overdrive, spinning faster and faster
>Starts propelling me forward
>I exit the turn in 4th
>penis helicopter rockets me up on the straight
>win the race
>they hang the medal off the rock hard boner I have
>be in the track team for my school
>be first division for the 200 meters
>it's the latter half of the day
>I spend most of the day in my tack suit chatting with people and watching events
>watching the girls do long jump
>getting aroused by the tight shorts and brushing sand off their ass
>start to get a boner
>It's ok, I can hide it in my track pants
>"ANON, 200 meters is up next! get your ass over to the track now!"
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>take track pants off and start walking over so my boner isn't too obvious
>"GET OVER THERE NOW"
>have to start jogging there, dick starting to stick out, gets a bit bigger from bouncing up and down
>the girls start watching
>hot girls line the side of the track as we get on the blocks
>can't make my boner go away
>race starts and I shoot upright, my boner now pitching a giant tent in my tight running shorts
>girls looking, one covers her mouth in shock
>trying to ignore them as I sprint round the first bend
>my dick is slapping on my thighs as I sprint, making is even harder and more visible to everyone as it bounces up and down
>It starts slapping from one thigh to the other as I get half way around the bend
>Trying to ignore it sprint even faster
>dick starts going in a full 360 circular motion
>Dick at this point officially hits the FUCK THIS SHIT moment
>penis hits overdrive, spinning faster and faster
>Starts propelling me forward
>I exit the turn in 4th
>penis helicopter rockets me up on the straight
>win the race
>they hang the medal off the rock hard boner I have
Oh my, cant belive somebody took the time to write that out!
QUOTE(Phil @ Aug 18 2011, 05:35 PM) 
Nostalgia, motherfuckers.
I'm so downloading that!
QUOTE(Phil @ Aug 18 2011, 04:35 PM)
Nostalgia, motherfuckers.
i remember that advert lol
wait what
QUOTE(Krabbetje @ Aug 20 2011, 07:58 AM)
Last one is Internet Explorer.
QUOTE(Fanactionman @ Aug 20 2011, 02:11 PM)
QUOTE(Krabbetje @ Aug 20 2011, 07:58 AM)
Last one is Internet Explorer.
hahaha
QUOTE(mice @ Aug 20 2011, 01:38 PM)
hahaha
FUCKING LITERATURE
QUOTE(Fanactionman @ Aug 20 2011, 02:11 PM)
QUOTE(Krabbetje @ Aug 20 2011, 07:58 AM)
Last one is Internet Explorer.
QUOTE(taggy @ Aug 20 2011, 06:30 PM)
Looks like the pak pak snapped his neck
QUOTE(steveneatworld @ Aug 20 2011, 07:54 PM)
QUOTE(steveneatworld @ Aug 20 2011, 07:54 PM)
I approve of this and give you one whole Internets good sir.
Spend it well.
lol'd
What the fuck, ork.
I think I just lost a few braincells.
uh? wat
That was beautiful.
www.zapiks.com/the-coolest-dog-in-the-world.html
wow
wow
QUOTE(Ork_Legend @ Aug 21 2011, 05:06 AM)
Can someone please translate second to last line?
reblog if you always cry
You know it's a good thing I already lost faith in humanity or else I would've cared about that.
QUOTE(mice @ Aug 22 2011, 05:10 AM)
reblog if you always cry
How do you turn that... 'word' (by lack of a better term) into "reblog"?
QUOTE(Ork_Legend @ Aug 21 2011, 03:06 AM)
is it racist to assume that a black kid wrote that?
QUOTE(Warez @ Aug 22 2011, 02:29 AM)
QUOTE(Ork_Legend @ Aug 21 2011, 03:06 AM)
is it racist to assume that a black kid wrote that?
probably, but doesnt make it less true
QUOTE(Warez @ Aug 22 2011, 08:29 AM)
QUOTE(Ork_Legend @ Aug 21 2011, 03:06 AM)
is it racist to assume that a black kid wrote that?
Judging from evidence of what can be seen on forums/FB and what can be heard irl it's a pretty valid assumption.
QUOTE(Warez @ Aug 22 2011, 03:29 AM)
QUOTE(Ork_Legend @ Aug 21 2011, 03:06 AM)
is it racist to assume that a black kid wrote that?
That's just an educated guess in my opinion
QUOTE(Warez @ Aug 22 2011, 10:29 AM)
QUOTE(Ork_Legend @ Aug 21 2011, 03:06 AM)
is it racist to assume that a black kid wrote that?
Actually, the lack of foul language indicates that the author was most likely not black.
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