yea you do, you may also notice the old man behind him staring at it

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

Howie R, Yahoo Answers [Comments (285)] [2007-Nov-08]

I was on that website earlier, some of the quotes on there are fucking hilarious. But some are just sick:


http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1 (The Top 100 list of these quotes)

How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times.

A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death.

I love you.

I love you.

(quotes)

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

My favourite of them has to be:


I found that one a while ago on /b/ as well, it's always a good thing to post during religion threads, just to stir things up a bit. But Christ, I didn't know it actually started as a serious comment somewhere else, that's fucking worrying.

4.how come we cant speak monkey

so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times.

Whats last one? I can see the wolf/dog thing in the water and spinning wheels..

nvm im an idiot dont listen to me

^LOL at thr rugby one

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Religious people are so fucking stupid its amazing some times.....

I don't see whats in the purple vase :-$

I don't see whats in the purple vase :-$

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Couldn't resist posting this quote.

there's nothing in the vase. the mind fuck is supposed to be the other dining room in those doors that look like mirrors. just look at the chandeliers if you can't tell.

I dont like mindfucks there not funny

BUT DO THEY MAKE YOU SHIT BRICKS?!

The vase is shit.

The other room looks like a much more likely mindfuck. The reflections and everything freak you out till you realise its a door with windows.

I suppose the head looks like a wolf, but i think the rest of it looks like a body.

A werewolf!

o.

You can see it's the mother posting that. Not the dad.

The vase is shit.

The other room looks like a much more likely mindfuck. The reflections and everything freak you out till you realise its a door with windows.

how lol you can tell its not a reflection straight away the rooms look nothing alike

Cos its a mindfuck....

Home made, kinda like it :x