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rofl!
dude you gotta do what you gotta do
Lmao.
QUOTE(Declan @ Jul 4 2010, 05:50 PM) 
creeping up on 6th place
oy, thats mine!
LOL!!
that story is fucking priceless
that story is fucking priceless
creeping up on number 425635652345323436
QUOTE(Hawk @ Jul 6 2010, 11:22 AM)
creeping up on number 425635652345323436
Naaa bro that spot is mine
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QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 6 2010, 01:45 AM)
QUOTE(Raynard @ Jul 6 2010, 12:54 AM)
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
LOL. I'd be pissing myself though, not silent.
yeah same here how would that even be awkward its soo funny for awkward LOL
QUOTE(steveneatworld @ Jul 6 2010, 05:52 PM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 6 2010, 01:45 AM)
QUOTE(Raynard @ Jul 6 2010, 12:54 AM)
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
LOL. I'd be pissing myself though, not silent.
yeah same here how would that even be awkward its soo funny for awkward LOL
Im guessing either he got a boner OR "bobby" grabbed on to something OR both.
^No, maybe putting his hand down his pants was just awkward to begin with.
QUOTE(Raynard @ Jul 6 2010, 10:53 PM)
^No, maybe putting his hand down his pants was just awkward to begin with.
More funny than awkward in the situation, it sure beats getting busted for weed lol.
LOL
wtf lol
Spam the topic. I will ban you. Seriously. I know this place has been going fucking retarded. And I"m going to get to cleaning it sooner or later. And when I do, I'm going to take note of the fucking idiots. And then I'm going to find this post. And I'm going rape every dickwad who spams it after.
Just test me. I havn't banned anyone in like forever. I've let all the niggersayers in the world slide by. Just harnessing my banning fury. Letting it build. Until one day. I'll just snap. And it'll be Me, fayez, foyboy, and Brian.
I wonder if I can even stillban ppl. :S
Just test me. I havn't banned anyone in like forever. I've let all the niggersayers in the world slide by. Just harnessing my banning fury. Letting it build. Until one day. I'll just snap. And it'll be Me, fayez, foyboy, and Brian.
I wonder if I can even stillban ppl. :S
I say you test out your unknown banning abilities on benz.
QUOTE(Bellmaster3 @ Jul 6 2010, 10:22 PM)
Spam the topic. I will ban you. Seriously. I know this place has been going fucking retarded. And I"m going to get to cleaning it sooner or later. And when I do, I'm going to take note of the fucking idiots. And then I'm going to find this post. And I'm going rape every dickwad who spams it after.
Just test me. I havn't banned anyone in like forever. I've let all the niggersayers in the world slide by. Just harnessing my banning fury. Letting it build. Until one day. I'll just snap. And it'll be Me, fayez, foyboy, and Brian.
I wonder if I can even stillban ppl. :S
sounds good to me <3
This post is dedicated to Bell, the most successful individual over the internet.
And just to clarify. By all means have fun - joke around. What's the point of forums if they're over modded and the users can't decide what direction a topic goes to. But pages and pages of conversation related to NOTHING and your one word quotings and shit are what I'd consider spam. Any objections?
Good they don't matter.
In the spirit of the post, gotta post something.
Good they don't matter.
In the spirit of the post, gotta post something.
QUOTE(Bellmaster3 @ Jul 7 2010, 05:37 AM)
In the spirit of the post, gotta post something.
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Oh my bad, here's a demotivational too.
QUOTE(Tiger @ Jul 7 2010, 06:14 AM)
LOL
Saw that today at TV lol.
This soldiers gonna get fucked up.
QUOTE(Stas_XXX @ Jul 7 2010, 02:16 AM)
QUOTE(Tiger @ Jul 7 2010, 06:14 AM)
LOL
Saw that today at TV lol.
This soldiers gonna get fucked up.
Oh shit... it's all over the news here in London... hope these guys don't get executed or something
stoner comics
LOL
Why do I like those Stoner comics while I've never been stoned?
QUOTE(Jens14 @ Jul 7 2010, 05:36 PM)
Why do I like those Stoner comics while I've never been stoned?
Country: Netherlands
> never been stoned
Do not compute, maybe i should finish off this jack frost frirst..
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
TL:DR
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 09:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
You make a good point sir.
I read half way, basically it says hide. GENIUS.
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 7 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7070/copsn.png[/img
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
More often than not.
QUOTE(Franky @ Jul 7 2010, 09:57 AM)
Do not compute, maybe i should finish off this jack frost frirst..
left4dead2 comic lol
QUOTE(Drewly @ Jul 1 2010, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE(Axel @ Jun 28 2010, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE(Watta @ Jun 28 2010, 12:24 PM)
anyone tried this before
They look pretty nasty
Yea I would rather buy box mix or make from scratch and bake them for the right amount of time, and have decent tasting brownies and a whole batch worth instead
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I used a bowl because all the ingredients pretty much filled the bowl ( cereal bowl) and they came out tasting pretty good
Nowhere near moist enough. Either use more oil or less cooking time. Ur actin the fuck up. Nice idea tho. Brilliant. Now when do we add the pot? For real? And how much pot do we need to make them work.
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 7 2010, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 7 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7070/copsn.png[/img
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
More often than not.
I've got no data on this but I'm pretty sure almost everyone in the world have commited a crime in their life
which means you're right
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 8 2010, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 7 2010, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 7 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7070/copsn.png[/img
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
More often than not.
I've got no data on this but I'm pretty sure almost everyone in the world have commited a crime in their life
which means you're right
Touché. But I mean criminals who commit crimes that police are likely to chase them for, in areas where they're likely to be.
From the "Roses are red..." Facebook page:
Dad,
Can you please stop posting jokes about raping your daughter. I'm 15 and you've never raped me once. Even if you tried you wouldn't be able to, you've suffered from erectile disfunction since you turned 40.
Oh and by the way me and Josh heard you asking Mum to stick her 'toy' in your arse last night.
It's not funny is it?
Abbie.xxx
LOL!
Dad,
Can you please stop posting jokes about raping your daughter. I'm 15 and you've never raped me once. Even if you tried you wouldn't be able to, you've suffered from erectile disfunction since you turned 40.
Oh and by the way me and Josh heard you asking Mum to stick her 'toy' in your arse last night.
It's not funny is it?
Abbie.xxx
LOL!
yer i saw that status update lol
lmfao.
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 8 2010, 10:01 AM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 8 2010, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 7 2010, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 7 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7070/copsn.png[/img
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
More often than not.
I've got no data on this but I'm pretty sure almost everyone in the world have commited a crime in their life
which means you're right
Touché. But I mean criminals who commit crimes that police are likely to chase them for, in areas where they're likely to be.
the average education level of people in american prisons is grade 8, therfore proving the point of Criminals are Retards.
QUOTE(Come At Me BRO @ Jul 9 2010, 06:04 AM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 8 2010, 10:01 AM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 8 2010, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 7 2010, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 7 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7070/copsn.png[/img
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
More often than not.
I've got no data on this but I'm pretty sure almost everyone in the world have commited a crime in their life
which means you're right
Touché. But I mean criminals who commit crimes that police are likely to chase them for, in areas where they're likely to be.
the average education level of people in american prisons is grade 8, therfore proving the point of Criminals are Retards.
Education =/= intellect, retard
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 9 2010, 08:06 AM)
QUOTE(Come At Me BRO @ Jul 9 2010, 06:04 AM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 8 2010, 10:01 AM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 8 2010, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE(Phil @ Jul 7 2010, 11:30 PM)
QUOTE(Pighead @ Jul 7 2010, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(R92 @ Jul 7 2010, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE(Temuz` @ Jul 7 2010, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE(fungus_eater @ Jul 7 2010, 10:21 PM)
[img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7070/copsn.png[/img
TL:DR
Personally, i'm not retarded as shit and have no reason to run from the police.
so every criminal is a retard?
More often than not.
I've got no data on this but I'm pretty sure almost everyone in the world have commited a crime in their life
which means you're right
Touché. But I mean criminals who commit crimes that police are likely to chase them for, in areas where they're likely to be.
the average education level of people in american prisons is grade 8, therfore proving the point of Criminals are Retards.
Education =/= intellect, retard
bang
Post something funny
QUOTE(Declan @ Jul 9 2010, 12:58 PM)
Post something funny
If God had sex with Mary without her consent then that's rape.
Alternatively, Mary consented in which case she committed adultery
(breaking God's seventh commandment).Now considering Jesus had a
rapist for a father or an adulterer for a mother, how can he be so
preachy about things?
Alternatively, Mary consented in which case she committed adultery
(breaking God's seventh commandment).Now considering Jesus had a
rapist for a father or an adulterer for a mother, how can he be so
preachy about things?
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