When she runs around in New York with a yellow shirt people yell : TAXI TAXI !$


Postt urs??

When she weighs herself it says "to be continued..."

when she turns around, a year has passed.

whe she falls into the sea the titanic pops up.

you have to roll her over twice to get her on her back

yo mommas so fat she takes a spoon to the superbowl

Yo momma's so fat that if she wears a shirt with a big red X on it, helicopters try to land on here .

You mums so fat, that she needs to bath at SEA WORLD!

your mother is so nasty you asked whats for dinner she said crabs

Your momma is so fat she died

your mama is so fat when she wakes up she falls out of the bed on both sides

when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everyone

Your mama is so fat that she developed Type A Diabetes and Died

At a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

She makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Best one yet, haha

Your momma's so fat that even Zot Mutske doesn't want him
Your momma's so old that she sat behind Jesus in 3th grade.

Sad tbh
HI RUNESCAPERS

YO MOMMAS SO FAT IT TAKES 2 WARLOCKS TO SUMMON HER LOL!

ur mommas so fat when she sits around the house she shits AROUND THE HOUSE

when she puts on a red dress every1 sings " kooool aiiiddd"

Yo mommas so fat her blood type is RAGU positive
Yo mommas so bald every time she takes a shower she gets brain washed
Yo mommas so poor yo tits are reaL@@@@@@@@@@
Yo mommas so fat even chuck norris cant 1 hit her

LOL!!!!! malibu's most wanted for the last one rofl, that movie always makes me crack up

your mom is so fat, she takes up the whole 580 bank space

whaver the fuck amount bank space there are

Yo momma is so fat, she is the new pluto

Yo momma is so fat, when zidane tried to headbutt her, he couldn't get out

your mothers so fat whenever she bends over astronomists declare a full eclipse

your mothers so fat whenever she lies on the beach greenpeace try and toe her back into the sea

your mothers so fat she has her own area code

Yo momma's so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!!!!


owned!

LMFAO

LOL? o crp, the one i posted has alrdy been posted m8s :S

your moma so fat yea thats bout all i got rofl!

Your momma's so fat she fills the bathtub.. then puts the water in.

Your mums so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Your mums so fat, shes got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Lmao

Yo mamma is so fat that her skates went flat.

yo momma is so fat her shadow weights 45pounds
yo momma is so stupid she sold her car to buy gas
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch

edit : if theres any typos...yo momma wrote this

You're momma is so fat, her mother fucking pictures are heavy.

You're momma is so fat, she wakes up in 2 time zones.

Hi

LOL
That just made my sad pathetic little day

headbut

Yo mamma's so fat she could store all your porn in her naval.

Yo mamma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery ? =x

Yo mamma's so far she's got mroe roll backs than ASDA?

lmao some good ones in this topic

lol i like that one

if yall don't know the topic is fat momma jokes not poor momma or whatever.

classic:
yo momma's so fat when she walks down the street 'wideload' is posted on her back.

Your Mom is so fat that when she goes to the superbowl shes the only sitting there.

Your mom is so fat that even the zoo can't keep her

Your mom is so fat that even saddam would use her as a weapon of mass destruction

your moms is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck

Your mom is so fat. Thats why you havent got a dad

yo momma's so fat, when u and ur 30 yr old sister went to the mall, the welcoming clerk asked "are these two twins?", your mom said "no, why??", and clerk responded " i just couldn't believe you got laid twice"

Stop it with that kind of shit you fag that actually happens and I'm very sure you know that.
Sickens me how this is supposed to be a joke forums and you say this kind of shit,
I know that may just be a joke to you but other people have had experiences with this
think before you speak

Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes two trips.

I like that one tbh

Yo momma so fat jesus can't even lift her spirits.

Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt the sun's jelous.

Yo momma so ugly that when she goes to the bank, the camera's turns around.

The last time ur momma saw the number 610 was on a bathroom scale.

Lol. ?

Yo Momma's So Fat when god made light she was told to move out the way

Yo momma is so fat when you poke her gravey pores out.
If bricks were ugly your momma would be a housing project.
Your mom is so hairy big foot takes pictures of her.
Your momma is so fat her tampon can deflect bullets.
Your momma is so poor she goes to the rib house to lick everyones fingers.