Have you ever had something like that when you were about to make love with a girl? was it your girlfriend or a prostitute or just a random head from the club or what ever? how it went?

srs topic

ye with some hooker my dad rented for me but then he didn't end up paying, I was on speed and lots of alcohol but not drunk cause of the speed, anyway it wasn't really an erection problem she just kept pulling my foreskin back too far and it kinda got stuck in half erect, I didn't bother to tell her cause I couldn't care less about the whole thing, I enjoyed the moment though, fond memories

Whiskey dick...

hey mindy, do you lick your girlfriend's pussy a lot

sage

i don't even need a working dick, just need a girl that likes to get pussy licked, i'd lick it all day long, lick it while she's on the toilet, like it while she's making dinner, lick it while i'm making dinner cause i'm a new man, lick it in the shower while she washes my hair, saliva would be running out of my mouth all day long from licking so much
i once knew a black guy who always came to work drooling cause he licked his african woman's pussy all night long, i don't know if i'd lick an african woman's pussy, the taste must be really different

My dick fell off.

nigga u gay

I'm hard as fuck

i could stare at the wall and get a boner m8

Yea stiffy problems have haunted me for a while I just accept Viagra is the only way I can't really get a decent stiffy with any random head anymore only my gfs unless I'm munchin viagras

did u have this minde?

So sad to see such a young man going limp

only if you feel like you have to pee a bit or something or drunk, never had problems otherwise

had it last weekend in a brass house but tbh m8 I was buzzing so fuck the police

If you masturbate a lot that could be why, excessive masturbation can cause erectile dysfunction.

I expected more serious answers, but hey, it's DI boards.. can you guys be more mature? we are not 15 anymore to laugh at someone wanking or make a big deal of touching a girl...When I see some serious and genuine answers/stories I will tell my story ..

this + watching 2 much porn

my stiffy does runners more than it makes itself available

if you hold your piss for long enough eventually ull go stiff. try it

this is why men wakes up with a boner?

So fix your issues by not watching porn and not performing the masturbation for 2 to 3 weeks. CAN YOU MAKE IT YOU ADDICTED SOB?

just explain the story minde and then we can help you

either it works or it doesn't, what the hell kind of mature discussion are you hoping for, do you want us to post our rock hard erections and have you rate them?

dont take advice from this guy, he stares at boners and gets boners, too

did your girlfriend pound your skinny ass so hard with her strap on that all the blood needed to erect your little mindy was pounding like a heartbeat in your sore asshole?

btw if you want a freaking boner discussion, discuss your own freaking boner first instead of whining about a lack of boner stories, boner

i'm the only one bringing any sex talk in this topic and i don't even have sex, what the hey, go fuck yourself

i'll have some sex so i can describe it all in poetic detail, you'll all be having erection problems after that, fanny ass faggots

meh, I see that you can't help me guys.. also pin is ruining this topic, same as other topics.. at least I tried.

Pin, tip for you, don't tripple/double post your monologues, no one reads em.. I didnt ;/

I have to lower my intelligence by 95% to make posts you might understand and you don't even read em?

gosh darnit, kenny

let me point out your contributions to this thread

"Hey guys, post about your limp dicks"

"Guys..., post about your limp dicks...."

"I have a limp dick and i'm looking to be comforted"

now n then

we did help its called viagra

tbh minde if u got a limp dick as others said u need to stop wanking so much.
Thought u had a GF so ye im sure it was a little embarrassing and u dont wanna tell her u been wanking over other girls too much but tbh just stop wanking for a few weeks and u'll be good to go tiger

i had stiffy problems on tuesday night but i was whacked on cocaine and said it aint gnna happen for a while love. fine in the morn when ur really horn. and last night had a bit of stiffy issues coz i was 11 lagers down its not really my fault is it

this isn't useful, you guys, mindy doesnt drink or do drugs, he probably picked up a little too much of that Chernobyl radiation

Always no problem first time, if I cum a couple times sometimes the third time round can go a lil floppy on occasion. My GF went away for like a week and I was without sex and that time without pussy made me feel like I was 14 again gettin boners left right n center. So if your used to having sex with your GF all the time eventually you wont get so turned on that could be why your having problems, it could not be your fault could be just she aint doing it for ya anymore lad

u should stick ur thrumb in ur anus so u will touch ur prostate and this will help u alot.

Maybe you should get with a lad instead of a lass, herd rumours ur bent so that might do the job

yes, so if you drink alot of water before you go sleep u will wake up with boner 100% then u can have a wank/shag watever. if that doesnt work then i think somethings wrong with your penis and its not working any more

I got that dress wearing weirdo on ignore. I believe in you minde.

only time i couldnt get it up was when i was coming down from adderall. was like three-quarters chub.

whiskey dick has fucked me over multiple times. if i know i'm gonna get it in i hold back on the booze.

worst night of my life was my freshman year of college i blacked out in my dorm and woke up in a fat chicks bed. apparently she sucked off my limp dick for about an hour while her roommates were trying to sleep.


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